
Sunday, May 31, 2009
On Top Of The City

Tuesday, May 26, 2009
War Update



Tuesday, May 19, 2009
How Bamboo Spreads

Sunday, May 17, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Bamboo Wars Update
The Seventh of May
Retaliation is on the way
A guerrilla action of gnome-like warriors
When you hear "BONSAI" it's too late to start the weed wacker
keep that crazy Chaplain behind the wooden gate
Remember the fate of Buck and Becky
JIHAD!! Bamboo Ackbar!!
Retaliation is on the way
A guerrilla action of gnome-like warriors
When you hear "BONSAI" it's too late to start the weed wacker
keep that crazy Chaplain behind the wooden gate
Remember the fate of Buck and Becky
JIHAD!! Bamboo Ackbar!!
This was sent to me as a warning. . . . on the 7th of May!
On the 10th, Mothers Day, a bouquet of freshly plucked Bamboo was carried by a young ninja warrior back to the other side of the great bamboo wall.
Totals of Bamboo Attackers slaughtered in action to date - plucked from the battlefield!
May 1 - 63
May 9 - 46
May 10 - 6
May 11 - 12
May 12 - 9
May 13 - 17
TOTAL TO DATE 153!
Battle Plans are being made!
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Bamboo War Continues
Sunday, May 3, 2009
The Bamboo War

Hooray, Hooray,
The First of May
The Bamboo War
Starts Today!
So it is written - so it has started. The Bamboo Warriors have begun their Great March of conquest from beyond the forbidden wall. The battle is on. These intrepid and undaunted warriors will sacrifice all to gain new territory as the do each year. The only defense is to cut them of at their supply line which is below the surface of this great planet and fling them back to their homeland from where they came. Today sixty three warriors came and today sixty three warriors met a gruesome death at the end of a forked yard knife in the hand of the mighty Anti-Boo, foe of the Bamboo Warriors, and all the while the Hounds of Hell screamed their defiance. The epic battle between good and evil has begun. View the Battlefield.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)